Supervillain: With the power of my evil genius plan, my ultimate weapon, and my army of disposable robot minions, I will take over the world!
American 1: laughs What an adorable amateur. He really thinks all those bells and whistles are necessary!
Supervillain: What!?
American 2: to American 1 Remember that time when we stumbled our way into world domination?
American 1: Face screws up in disgust Yeah. But that was decades ago man. We have more important things to worry about now than ruling the world.
Supervillain: Eyes widen in shocked outrage
American 2: Tell me about it. Although it kinda sucks that the global market infrastructure the world depends on is collapsing in our absence.
American 1: Yeah, but its not like we ever needed global markets in the first place. We only set those up to bribe everybody to fight the Soviets. But they're gone now so...
American 2: I know, but it's just, something doesn't feel quite right about this.
American 1: We need to take care of our own first. If it makes you feel any better you can send some money to Haiti and post a hashtag about it on social media later.
American 2: Yeah, you're right. Good idea.
Exit Americans
Supervillain: screams in pure unadulterated fury
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