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Sunday, March 27, 2022

Short, Simple and Easy (4 LAZY N00BS): Fix US economy, Peace on Earth, Get Boyfriend

The moment you start publishing directly to the public domain for reputational credit, gratitude and social connections rather than only $, that's the moment your economic and diplomatic behavior at the individual and local level is no longer particularly constrained by millenia of hostile foreign policy standards.

National trade and war policies do not stop you from opening a patreon account and publishing your blog on social media or in print to your neighbors and friends. They do not stop your neighors and friends from giving you their spare gift cards (including UBER or LYFT cards as well as restaurant gift cards), 2 1-dollar bills for a bus trip one way, or anything else that can be donated and sent through the mail or email.

And it only takes one domino to start a domino effect. Start with yourself and those closest to you—those most likely to listen to and enjoy your work. And make sure to read/watch and repost theirs too in return!

If everyone did that, we would all be better off and we wouldn't be so dependent on our military industrial complex to protect us from foreign aggressors.

Our status as a melting pot of all the cultures of the world would protect us because we would never be short of neighbors of our own nationality who are sympathetic to a foreign aggressor, regardless of which foreign aggressor it is. 

And those neighbors could advocate for us to those foreign aggressors. We all could do that for each other once we know which foreign aggressors sympathize with us personally the most.

That means that every single one of us Americans with reliable internet access since the dawn of online social media could have implemented such a strategy to trigger a chain reaction that causes world peace at any time.

Literally all we had to do is just befriend other Americans with a balanced variety of different socio-cultural and ethno-geographic ancestries, then start a blog and ask for donations or gifts.

Then encourage them all to do the same, and to encourage others to as well.

That's it. We all could have easily triggered world peace at any time in the last decade. 

Hindsight is 2020, as they say. Now it's 2022.

This is what I'm doing now. If I keep at it and stay alive long enough I'm sure I'll eventually socially network my way into meeting the man of my dreams, my future papa-husband. 

In the meantime, if someone could please send me a new charger for my google pixel 2 phone, that would be very much appreciated. My current charger is broken and I don't have access to my SSI to purchase a new one. 

I'm hoping to use my phone again as soon as I get back home once I'm released from my illegal confinement at the Harding Hospital mental ward at my alma mater. I live at 3220 Indianola ave. APT #4, Columbus, Ohio 43202. Thanks! 😄

Switch to Merchant-Inventor-Diplomatic Supremacy TODAY!

So if I'm understanding the current global geopolitical situation right, American military supremacy is (probably?) soon reaching its end. 

But that doesn't mean American supremacy IN GENERAL has to end! Switch to merchant-inventor-diplomatic supremacy, today! For only the low cost of: Being brave! Trying something new! Walking the road less travelled! And paying at least $0.99 to my patreon—or not. 😭

Don't wait! You (yes, YOU individually!) can get ahead of the crowd and make the switch first!

How?

By following these three easy and simple steps:

1. Do what you love doing most, and keep doing it more and more.

2. Make sure you have sustainable sources of food, water and shelter, and that you can get exercise, fresh air and sunlight outdoors regularly and frequently.

3. Have daydreams about whatever is currently most fun, exciting or inspirational to you, then write down or memorize the best parts.

That's it.

If you lack some of the skills or knowledge you need to do that in your current environment with the resources you have, you can either:

1. Watch how-to tutorials on Youtube, or look up the answers to your questions on Google.

2. Use your teaching skills to teach yourself how to get better at teaching. Rinse and repeat until you learn what you love to or need to learn faster and more easily.

3. Read more of my writings until you figure it out. Or the writings of my academic and professional rivals: Alex Weissenfels, Andrew Yang and Eliezer Yudkowsky.

There are also many other writers and speakers, whose work could help instruct, inspire or motivate you: Jack Donovan, Temple Grandin, Jordan Peterson, Julia Sweeney, Jesus Christ, General Iroh (from Avatar: the Last Airbender), and Greta Thunberg, just to name a few.

Soon, you too will join the ranks of the world's greatest innovators and entrepreneurs! No need for military supremacy when it's YOU, your mind and your skills that the world wants rather than just your stuff. 

They won't want to attack you if doing so means your fans in their countries lose access to their favorite TV show (yours!) and all your awesome merchandise that comes with it.

You can do it! Switch to merchant-inventor-diplomatic supremacy TODAY!