The Bible: Testament-code #Eart.MidW.Hum.2D-doubleeyes.USA Pharisee-free Fanboy edition

 Table of Contents

1. Forword: Why God Wants You to Write Your Own Bibles

2. The Heart

3. The Love Letter

4. A King and His Servant

5. Flashes of an Alternate Universe #1

6. Flashes of an Alternate Universe #2: Depending on How You Look at It [EXPLICIT]

7. The Same Neighborhood! (video)

8. I'm the Gamer! (video)

9. "Listen up, you partisan screwheads!"/"I will turn your culture wars into a new Olympics!" (memory of a lecture given out into nature itself when every other avenue for exercising my freedom of speech had been taken away)